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A. Hi Duncan, here are a few funny computer jokes for you.
# As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."
# A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Engineer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Programmer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.The Engineer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Programmer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Engineer asks the firs t question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Programmer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Engineer. Now, it's the Programmer's turn. He asks the Engineer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Engineer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Programmer and hands him $50. The Programmer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Engineer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Programmer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Programmer reaches into his wallet, hands the Engineer a $5 bill, and turns away to get back to sleep.
# A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world." The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world." The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?
# Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange... I've never heard about that. It did work yesterday. Well, the program needs some fixing. How is this possible? The machine seems to be broken. Has the operating system been updated? The user has made an error again. There is something wrong in your test data. I have not touched that module! Yes yes, it will be ready in time. You must have the wrong executable. Oh, it's just a feature. I'm almost ready. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes. It will be done in no time at all. It's just some unlucky coincidence. I can't test everything! THIS can't do THAT. Didn't I fix it already? It's already there, but it has not been tested. It works, but it's not been tested. Somebody must have changed my code. There must be a virus in the application software. Even though i t does not work, how does it feel? How come you didn't find it during the system testing? It's a setup problem. And the Ultimate: A smart user would never do that!
# One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied, It's about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!
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# As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."
# A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Engineer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Programmer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.The Engineer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Programmer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Engineer asks the firs t question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Programmer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Engineer. Now, it's the Programmer's turn. He asks the Engineer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Engineer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Programmer and hands him $50. The Programmer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Engineer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Programmer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Programmer reaches into his wallet, hands the Engineer a $5 bill, and turns away to get back to sleep.
# A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world." The civil engineer interrupted and said "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world." The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled, and said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?
# Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange... I've never heard about that. It did work yesterday. Well, the program needs some fixing. How is this possible? The machine seems to be broken. Has the operating system been updated? The user has made an error again. There is something wrong in your test data. I have not touched that module! Yes yes, it will be ready in time. You must have the wrong executable. Oh, it's just a feature. I'm almost ready. Of course, I just have to do these small fixes. It will be done in no time at all. It's just some unlucky coincidence. I can't test everything! THIS can't do THAT. Didn't I fix it already? It's already there, but it has not been tested. It works, but it's not been tested. Somebody must have changed my code. There must be a virus in the application software. Even though i t does not work, how does it feel? How come you didn't find it during the system testing? It's a setup problem. And the Ultimate: A smart user would never do that!
# One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied, It's about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!
http://foryourinformation.info/jokes/
I need a gaming chair, Something comfortable, durable, and stylist. Any suggestions?
Q. I'm a professional gamer, I sit for long periods of times. 5-8hours, maybe longer. budget: 150$
I want something that will provide comfort, but also remain durable. I sit at a computer desk so it's higher. No low on the floor gaming chairs.
I want something that will provide comfort, but also remain durable. I sit at a computer desk so it's higher. No low on the floor gaming chairs.
A. Here arm some comfortable gaming chairs
1) http://www.walmart.com/ip/9218741?adid=22222222227001202187&wmlspartner=wlpa&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=&wl3=17411970790&wl4=&wl5=pla&veh=sem
2) http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99873871/
3) http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80073182/
4) http://www.amazon.com/Bayou-Xfunctional-Media-Furniture-X-Pedestal/dp/B001T4XUNA
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=office+chair&hl=en&newwindow=1&rlz=1C1DXCT_enUS421US421&prmd=imvns&biw=1024&bih=667&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=2502430700232968932&sa=X&ei=X_cqUNy0K-TZ6wHSjoGADg&ved=0CJsBEPMCMAc
5) http://www.wayfair.com/Techni-Mobili-Mid-Back-Padded-Office-Chair-RTA-734H-BK-TMB1057.html?refid=FR49-TMB1057
Most of the chairs are black and are very stylish and will match anything. I found 2 gaming chairs that are higher then some gamer chairs but still some what on the floor. Most of the links are office chairs but they would be great for sitting at a desk all day and they can be used for gamers.
1) http://www.walmart.com/ip/9218741?adid=22222222227001202187&wmlspartner=wlpa&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=&wl3=17411970790&wl4=&wl5=pla&veh=sem
2) http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S99873871/
3) http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/80073182/
4) http://www.amazon.com/Bayou-Xfunctional-Media-Furniture-X-Pedestal/dp/B001T4XUNA
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=office+chair&hl=en&newwindow=1&rlz=1C1DXCT_enUS421US421&prmd=imvns&biw=1024&bih=667&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=2502430700232968932&sa=X&ei=X_cqUNy0K-TZ6wHSjoGADg&ved=0CJsBEPMCMAc
5) http://www.wayfair.com/Techni-Mobili-Mid-Back-Padded-Office-Chair-RTA-734H-BK-TMB1057.html?refid=FR49-TMB1057
Most of the chairs are black and are very stylish and will match anything. I found 2 gaming chairs that are higher then some gamer chairs but still some what on the floor. Most of the links are office chairs but they would be great for sitting at a desk all day and they can be used for gamers.
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